Don't be "That Guy"

Dont walk into a resaurant at ten minutes before the place closes and ask the person mopping up "oh, are you guys closed?" Theres no on else around dipshit, of course theyre closed. And when the worker, as they are trained to do, tells you "no no, we close at 10." Even though its now 9:57, dont by any means say "oh PERFECT, just made it!" with a big shit eating grin on your face. If you do...then youre "that guy" and you chap my ass.